I Hate You Page 262
- Squinty Santa attempts to jam his hand up some screeching bastard's ass to use him as a human dummy. You may get a few laughs from this, but you'll also get 5-10 in the local penitentiary you bleached crock of cat vomit.
- Okay my phone is definitely ringing now, I thought it was ringing before but it turns out it wasn't but I swear to god I hear that fucking thing ringing now so I'm going to answer it, hold on a second
- Welcome to the Internet, I am Hotpecs203 and I download fun!
- DANCE! DANCE YOUR FLESHY SKULLS OFF YOU DISGUSTING HAGS! EVERYBODY DANCES FOR THE PUPPETMASTER! DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY YOU FOOLS! THE PUPPETMASTER CONTROLS THIS DANCE FLOOR OF THE DAMNED!!!
- THEY CALL ME SPACE ACE BECAUSE MY ASS CAN HOLD AN ENTIRE SHUTTLE!
- Beware the rodeo, the mules kick back.