I Hate You Page 27
- "THE BOTTLE OF MY CONTACT LENS SOLUTION LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE BOTTLE OF SUPERGLUE."
Alvin Parks looks like a really crappy supervillian from those 1980's TV shows. Since I constantly kick this guy's ass at shuffleboard, I guess that would make me a superhero. There was never any doubt in my mind.
- Hahahahahaaa, it's a casserole with hair!!!
- Young mutants before they hit their gestation period and metamorphasize into older mutants.
- Yeah, great, we should be SO proud of Ricky Mannings. He shows off the fact that his thumb hasn't been up his butt ALL MORNING, a new record for this guy.
- Haha, RAVING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE IS "DOPE"!
- Greetings and salutations, Prince Pickles! Ye shall be treated to the royal ass kicking courtesy of King Yablonski! Then ye shall take off those stupid clothes and hurry to Kroger's so you can get back to bagging groceries.