I Hate You Page 30
- Superman must be really hard up for work these days. It's always sad to see a superhero give up his job and start playing guitar in his mom's attic.
- Dancing Jimmy Belasco shows the next stupid thing to be tattooed on his ass - SUPER JAPANESE VIDEO GAME FUN!
- Oh dear God, please tell me he's wearing pants, please tell me he's wearing pants...
- What a lucky man! He got to meet Queen Toothpaste! Fortunately the cameraman stays out of harm's way.
- Werd to my nipples!
- Hey ladies, aren't you attracted to famous football stars? Ever date a famous football star? Try going on a date with swinger Tommy McKendlebrook - he ate a famous football star and took his jacket!