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- Welcome to the Foolympics! Next event is the "100-meter Get the Hell Out of My Face Before I Punch Your Scummy Teeth In".
- ROCK MY PANTS OFF! Now you know why the jacks on the guitar are so small.
- "Grrrrr! STAY AWAY FROM MY FARMER'S ALMANAC OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!"
- Famous Viking Erik VonStautten makes his hat's horns from the calcium in his teeth.
- "ALL YOU CAN EAT?!? THE JOKE'S ON THEM!!!"
- Goths become violent and spooky when you film them drinking from the public urinals.