I Hate You Page 33
- "These fabulous glasses I invented allow me to see through time! For example, I seem to be in the 1960's right now!"
- I am not going to even bother commenting on this. Instead, I will go out and shoot myself. I would advise you do the same.
- The Space Vikings have traveled millions of miles! They come for Polydent! No drug store is safe!
- "We are the Starbucks tough guys! We protect cream mocha latte blends!"
- Agh! What a horribly frightening Halloween display! That should keep all those obnoxious trick or treaters away. Nice mask on the thing in the back.
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY MY DARK OVERLORD!!!
- SURPRISE! My fists make housecalls, you flaming simp!