I Hate You Page 34
- Ugh. Cleanup in Aisle Nerd.
- Oh no! It's the Lawn King! Everybody run away before he bags your grass, if you catch my drift.
- WARNING: Playing on your computer all day makes you turn into THIS.
"BUT I GOT THE POWER UP AND WON THE GAME!!!"
- Begone, Child of Butter!
- What a shitty Christmas. I wanted a steering wheel cover. Instead I got a fat cretin. Back to Sears with you!
- "This type of wedding is legal in our state!"