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- The clock strikes midnight and Barry Thomas is shocked to realize Cinderella has turned BACK INTO A PUMPKIN! Aagh! That Fairy Godmother doesn't know squat about magic.
- Chris Alvin points to the beef patties. They are behind that box!
- "Hello, welcome to the Athlete's Goth, your one stop shop for Gothic Footwear. I am G'YNARRGISH, DESTROYER OF SOULS and we're having a sale on Keds."
- Even the dogs in Appleton City have a short bus.
Jeremy McKibbins strains to grow hair on his chin, but it instead causes a horrible accident on the top of his head. Never give up!
- Oh no! It is Happy Crazy Hour for Artie Stromborg.