I Hate You Page 46
- Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is. Summon The Dark Overlord to free you!
- We've caught it on tape! Moulder, you were right all along!
- Jesus Christ, those lawn gnomes are becoming more and more realistic every day.
- Holy crap, the golf match takes an unpleasant turn. A dispute over who gets to wear the hat that says "LATEX" turns Bob Wellington into a vicious killer!
- Haha, if anybody out there likes gum, this chick's got it in spades.
- Hey computer fellahs, point to your girlfriend! That's what I thought.