I Hate You Page 48

- Plastic door windows - keeps freshness in, can't keep goths out!

- A quick inventory check reveals that Sean McMann's "special part" seems to be in working order. I don't want to know the reason he continued to check it for over 10 minutes after the photo was taken.

- Robert Palastead leaves the "OPERATIONS" room with the same look of disappointment as the doctors who were operating on him. I guess he'll just have to settle for not being able to sit down for a few days, until the miniature Statue of Liberty figurine dislodges itself.

- Alex Fredrickson: "WOW! Your car seats warm up by themselves! That's so cool!"
DRIVER: "No they don't."
Alex Fredrickson: "In that case, you'll need to pull the car over and give me some paper towels."

- Maybe it's just me, but I don't see any damn reason why this photo should exist.

- Space Captain Greasy, reporting for duty!

