I Hate You Page 59
- When Goths Attack! Stop drop and roll like Taylor Bernings demonstrates here.
- Alvin Mendoza shows off his ability to break all laws of physics. For example, his picture is taken inside the closet, yet I'm 100% sure this flaming idiot has already come out of the closet.
- Mark Irvine tries to convince children to take part in his "complimentary ass rub salon" shortly before the Police came and beat in his skull like a rotting melon. Good for them.
- Oh no! Catastrophe on the dance floor! All the moronic ravers get their retarded jewelry tangled up and turn into one gigantic mass of negative intelligence! I think I despise ravers even more than goths, and that's saying a LOT.
- Officer Chunky commandeers a motorcycle so he can haul his huge ass to Sizzler. It's like two of the world's largest pork superpowers joined into one.
- When I was driving to see Sam Waterston talk at the local VFW, this blob of crap landed on my hood. I can only imagine what the bird that crapped this out ate for breakfast.