I Hate You Page 60
- God I hate hippies. Mark Baldinger's house is like a fucking jungle thanks to all his drug plants he grows so he can put them in that huge drug bong he's using. In this picture, he's smoking geranium!
- PHOTOGRAPHER: "Okay ladies, now take off the masks and I'll get a serious picture of you two."
GNOME #1: "GREEEEAAR!" (TRANSLATED FROM GNOME LANGUAGE: "We're not wearing masks!")
PHOTOGRAPHER: "There is no God."
- Welcome to Club White Trash. This is Mindy demonstrating how much liquor it will take for any of the bar patrons to sleep with her. Not me though, I drink more than that for breakfast, you sissies.
- Earl Fleming, the bouncer at Club White Trash. Earl was beaten by the ugly stick so much when he was a kid, he now owns the exclusive rights to it.
- Yeah, go with the hat. It draws attention away from your misshapen face.
- Notice the wires going up his butt? This is because Mitch Kenyaka is a cyborg! Every time he farts, the CDROM opens. What a crazy shithead!