I Hate You Page 68

DEAR AOL

I AM CUTE PRETEEN CHEERLEADER LOOKING FOR LOVE. PLEASE SEND ME EMAIL AND I WILL SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE.

SINCERELY

KANDI.

Even the Police force in East Appleton just reeks of idiocy. I have no plans on ever leaving my damned house as long as I live.

The three Musketeers are solely responsible for supporting the entire fried chicken industry from 1995-1997.

MC Cancerarms and DJ Sleepyboy act all tough, despite the fact that DJ Sleepyboy's antiperspirant just ain't cutting it.

BOOOOOORN FREEEAAAAAK, AS FREEEAK AS THE WIND.

"That's right suckahs, I done graduated!"