I Hate You Page 83

- Once a month, the majestic Slothafro migrates from the bedroom to the bathroom. If you look closely, you can guess its age by counting the fat rings.

- GARAGE RANGER SENSES DANGER!

- GOTH DUMBASS: "Dear Santa, I want more white pancake makeup, the new Mary Manson tape, and a spiked collar so people know I'm as smart as a pet dog."
SANTA: "Get off my lap you little shit."

- NO.

- Two more subjects reel in delight from the last batch of Cliff Yablonski's Gutbuster Brownies. Also, they're dead.

- Weebles Wobble but they don't like WCW!

