I Hate You Page 86
- I guess I SHOULD be turned on, but hell, that basketcase on back just scares the living bajeezus out of me. I won't even try to count how many diseases are festering on that leech trying to escape from her rotting jaw.
- Appleton City has a law against Tiajuana-esque donkey shows, so the morons here have to resort to the "next best thing." Don't ask where the banana is.
- It's Bigfoot!
- It's Bigfoot's mom!
- The extra point was good. The extra punt into this shithead's family jewels was the icing on the cake.
- Santa manually inserts the first lump of coal.