I Hate You Page 90

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: Adrianne Mavis kisses the wooden Indian. Seeing her ugly mug makes me want to kiss the damn toilet bowl and puke my breakfast into it.

: TEACH CHILDREN THE ALPHABET THROUGH SHEER, PAINFUL TERROR!!!

: TEACH CHILDREN MATHEMATICS THROUGH INTENSE, DEGRADING HUMILIATION!!!

: Through the miracles of technology, scientists are able to compress 7000 pounds of fleshy, misshapen face into such a tiny little picture. This is why I hardly ever use my computer and why I drink so damn much.

: Guess the gender and win a prize. The prize is allowing you to smash a brick into your monitor so you'll never be exposed to this little shitbag who spends all day on his skateboard outside the Appleton Plaza mall. Get a job, you shitskulled neckfucker.

: "Hello ladies! Why yes, I am a sensitive man! And oh look, I got the power up and won the game!"

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