I Hate You Page 98

- Queen Video proudly shows off the gay and lesbian section of the local bookstore.

- Frank Jennings posing with his various NRA nutball weapons, shortly before I booted his white trash ass back into his fallout shelter and "liberated" his guns from him. Despite all that camouflage he's wearing, I can still easily spot the lump of redneck in this photo.

- Insect Child volunteers at the local orphanage. Those aren't real eyes, I'm fairly sure they were painted on her.

- Randy Brenner looked really damn surprised when I broke into his apartment and caught him humping his girlfriend, the carpet. It's really pathetic when he sent in his marriage application and under "WIFE'S NAME" he wrote "FRICTION".

- Charcoal dog statue or Hellhound? In West Appleton, the pets take after their mutant freakshow owners.

- Nancy Billingsly shows off her "Dinner Magnet" outfit which attracts children from miles away so they can be stuffed into her bloated, gaping maw of a mouth. She eats their souls too. Stay away from this one.

