I was never really into comics, though I used to read Transmetropolitan as a teen, mainly because Spider Jerusalem was such a badass (his ass was also bad-ass, if you catch my drift.) Where was I? Oh, yes. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons introduce a few characters that aren't quite ready for the Hall of Justice.
Timall spends a little time with Sir Selfish.
CannedMacabre depicts the awesome growth of El Mustacho Rojo,
Zombear is not really a bear, unlike Really-A-Bear-Man.