Alito wants to overturn Marvel v Capcom
Moof and I chat quite often about a variety of topics. Today's update probably would have ended up as one of our weekly Daily Dirt chats, but I decided to expand the idea out into a full update because I believed it to be worth it. This update could not have been accomplished without Moof so he deserves a great deal of credit.
My sources inside Washington tell me that Samuel Alito, newest Supreme Court Justice, is aiming to overturn not only Marvel v Capcom, but also Freddy v Jason. Sources say that both Robocop v Terminator and Alien v Predator are safe. However, there is some concern as to which Kramer he sides with in Kramer v Kramer.
Moof: if linux were a woman would you marry it
Livestock: maybe it would depend on her personality
Moof: hehe women dont have personalities :)
Livestock: :)
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