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Wednesday, August 1, 2007 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

Today's update is pretty simple but I hope it suffices. Here is a behind-the-scenes conversation about it.

Livestock: this article is tough to write because bear's name is bear and also there are bears in nature
Livestock: and sometimes when you want to write about bear and bears it gets confusing
Moof: that is a real hurdle
Moof: one that many writers are faced with though
Moof: some overcome it
Moof: some do not
Livestock: like if my name was Dog Boruff and all day long I worked in a dog pound
Moof: that is what i will call you now
Moof: Dog Boruff
Livestock: no you won't
Moof: okay dog boruff
Livestock: no stop
Moof: oh dobo
Livestock: that is not my name
Moof: when will you learn
Livestock: ARGH I AM NOT DOBO
Moof: DB
Livestock: shut up idiot!!
Moof: heheheh old dog boruff barking up the wrong tree
Livestock: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SON OF A BITCH
Moof: hehehe AROOO AROOOOO
Livestock: WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T TOM "IDIOTFACE" DAVIES
Moof: hehe fetch
Moof: *throws a stick*
Livestock: ARGH
Moof: what are you going to eat for dinner A BONE??
Livestock: my fist is kind of nervous
Livestock: it has a date with your face
Livestock: and wants to make a good impression
Moof: hehehe that is pretty good
Livestock: thank you
Livestock: it is a dog boruff original " and (C) 2007

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- Josh "Livestock" Boruff