Yo, set your clocks back

Now that The Wire is mostly over will TV ever be good again????????

PROBABLY NOT???

The Deception of Physics with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: hey tom hope you find true happiness
Moof: josh, currently looking for it in a maruchan instant lunch
Moof: josh - found it
Livestock: tom i hear good things about physics
Moof: have any examples??
Moof: or is this just baseless speculation
Livestock: tom toss an object up
Livestock: see what happens
Moof: ok
Moof: did it
Moof: it fell
Livestock: tom - that's physics
Moof: no it was a pen
Livestock: oh

The Gentleman's Accord with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom - a proposal
Livestock: i will quit joshing you
Livestock: but you must agree to stop all tomfoolery
Moof: josh - agreed
Moof: *spits in hand*
Moof: *offers hand*
Livestock: *spits on hand, shakes your hand*

The Great Lie with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: hey tom - gonna treat you to dinner at the old country buffet
Livestock: just you wait
Moof: really are you really
Livestock: sure am buddy
Moof: :):)

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff

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