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Friday, March 7, 2008 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

Now that The Wire is mostly over will TV ever be good again????????

PROBABLY NOT???

The Deception of Physics with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: hey tom hope you find true happiness
Moof: josh, currently looking for it in a maruchan instant lunch
Moof: josh - found it
Livestock: tom i hear good things about physics
Moof: have any examples??
Moof: or is this just baseless speculation
Livestock: tom toss an object up
Livestock: see what happens
Moof: ok
Moof: did it
Moof: it fell
Livestock: tom - that's physics
Moof: no it was a pen
Livestock: oh

The Gentleman's Accord with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom - a proposal
Livestock: i will quit joshing you
Livestock: but you must agree to stop all tomfoolery
Moof: josh - agreed
Moof: *spits in hand*
Moof: *offers hand*
Livestock: *spits on hand, shakes your hand*

The Great Lie with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: hey tom - gonna treat you to dinner at the old country buffet
Livestock: just you wait
Moof: really are you really
Livestock: sure am buddy
Moof: :):)

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff