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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

I did another BarkWire update. This one was a bit different than the others, but hopefully it is still enjoyable. The idea popped into my head and so I decided to run with it. I just went with one dog instead of two because, well, that's where my ideas were at the moment.

The Dividing Comb with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom - looking to get combtracker.com up and running soon, hoping you can finish your end of the programming
Moof: josh
Moof: run that one past me again
Livestock: it is a modified google maps that lets you mark places where you have hidden combs
Moof: hmm
Livestock: so if you are out and need to comb your hair you always know where your nearest stash is
Moof: do you think there is a market for that
Livestock: tom - yes
Livestock: of course
Livestock: might make it all public so you can find where the nearest comb is regardless of whether you hid it or not
Livestock: like public combs
Livestock: anyway tom gonna need you to get started on that asap
Livestock: (as soon as possible)
Moof: k got it
Moof: okok
Moof: was speaking with marketing
Moof: gonna switch the name to myCombs.com
Livestock: tom i will sign off on that
Moof: dont need you to
Moof: but thanks
Livestock: excuse me
Moof: dont need you to sign off on it
Livestock: tom i think you are mistaken
Livestock: as i am a senior partner in this venture
Moof: it is okay
Moof: dont worry josh
Moof: i've got it from here
Moof: josh dont worry
Moof: it is in your best interest
Livestock: tom i don't trust you one bit

The Allure of Bread with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: josh get a nice bicycle
Moof: with a bell
Livestock: we can't solve all our problems with a lil bell tom
Livestock: we can't just ring ring our troubles away
Moof: maybe a basket to put bread in :)
Livestock: i do like bread...

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff