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Tuesday, February 5, 2008 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

I wasn't going to write another BarkWire update so soon. In fact I was going to write a political update today, but decided to hold off since there's been so many lately from Zack and Joseph (all of which are good and should be read). Also I am updating today for the dumbest of all reasons: I don't want to write on SUPER TUESDAY. I seriously switched days with David so that I can watch political coverage uninterrupted. It only occurred to me today that I could simply write my update ahead of time exactly as I ended up doing and still post it Tuesday night. But it is too late now. You can read David's update tomorrow, on BORING WEDNESDAY.

Anyway, back to BarkWire. The last (and first) one I wrote got the most response of anything I've done in over a year or more, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to write another. Also they are fun to write. I should make it clear that the second dog in this update, Scar, is based entirely on a joke Moof wrote years ago. That is, a joke about that involves showcasing a stuffed bear and claiming it is a sick dog. I used his joke with permission under the creative commons.

All Those Great Planets with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: some great planets out there tom
Moof: yeah there really are
Livestock: mars - always a favorite
Livestock: venus - color me intrigued
Moof: a classic
Livestock: can't say i'm a fan of mercury
Moof: mercury - hot and bothered? or just hot?
Livestock: guess we have different opinions on that one!!
Livestock: jupiter - the big bear of the solar system, loves catching asteroids, lots of participation
Moof: yeah really
Moof: before that no one knew asteroids really existed
Livestock: saturn - great planet and the rings are a stellar touch ;-)
Moof: hehe
Moof: saturn is overdoing it
Livestock: you really think so
Moof: i prefer the minimalist planet
Livestock: you honestly believe that???
Moof: give me neptune any day of the week
Livestock: neptune is a planet of secrets imo
Moof: josh are you fishing for daily dirt material
Livestock: tom i think your head is in uranus
Moof: :O
Livestock: uranus - a good planet that could benefit from a serious makeover, and new name. no planet has worse pr than uranus.
Moof: true

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff