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Ol Moon in the Sky

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

I've been doing BarkWire updates every other week for awhile now, so I think I will put the series to rest for a month or two. I've still got a lot of dumb ideas for it, and have a ton of fun doing it, so there will be more. It's also nice that so many people like it. Or, at least the first two parts. Hopefully this one lives up to the others.

Losing Weight with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom - gotta lose weight :(
Livestock: need to quit soda again
Moof: josh
Moof: i will support you
Moof: throughout
Livestock: thanks tom
Livestock: might take up horseback riding to lose weight
Moof: josh, might take up cattle rustling myself
Livestock: tom, you're all hat and no cattle --hillary clinton
Moof: :)
Livestock: tom that wasn't a compliment
Moof: josh i consider it a compliment
Livestock: you say that standing in your empty range with your assorted hats
Livestock: looking like a fool
Moof: josh at least i can find happiness
Livestock: that was below the belt
Moof: josh it is true
Moof: can you find it in your cows
Moof: with the sun beating down on your bald head
Livestock: i will have my cows trample on your hats
Livestock: all of them
Livestock: all your favorite hats
Livestock: stomped into the mud
Livestock: what will you do then tom
Moof: :O
Moof: i dont know
Moof: probably burn your cows
Livestock: tom then we will feast on steak
Moof: yes
Moof: yes we will :)(

Ol Moon in the Sky with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: happen to catch a glimpse of ol moon in the sky?
Livestock: sure was big
Moof: haha, it sure was!!
Livestock: mighty visible during the day today
Livestock: like it had something to get off its chest
Moof: wouldn't suprise me
Livestock: know something i don't???
Moof: nothing i am comfortable talking about no
Livestock: you won't get away with this
Moof: i already have...
Livestock: what are you and the moon plotting
Moof: josh
Moof: do you really think ol' moon in the sky has evil in its heart
Livestock: i don't know that it has a heart
Moof: oh josh
Livestock: don't belittle me tom
Moof: oh you
Livestock: seems like hamsters have all the fun with their little tubes and what not
Livestock: and their wheels
Moof: yeah
Moof: I am a little upset by that myself
Livestock: i wonder what can be done
Moof: I dont suppose anything can be done

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff