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Friday, January 4, 2008 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

I have not done a Daily Dirt in awhile so I thought I would throw one up just for FUN. Here are my thoughts on everything as of late!!! Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR (2008). I hope you find what you are looking for (and not your death).

2008: THE YEAR OF ZUTMORE MANIA

IS THERE A WAY TO MAKE NEIL YOUNG NOT EXIST?

I don't want to kill him, I just want to erase him and all his contributions to the world from existence. It is not personal, I just find everything about him to be horrendously grating and I think the world would be much nicer without him and his horrible music. If you are a scientist working on this problem, e-mail me and I will maybe give you five dollars if your research sounds plausible.

The Wise Table with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: livestock
Livestock: tom
Livestock: i'm sorry
Livestock: moof
Moof: at barnes and noble yesterday
Moof: they had a table
Moof: and on the table
Moof: was displayed
Moof: some books
Moof: and the subject of the books was
Moof: atheism
Moof: needless to say i bought the table
Livestock: i don't blame you tom
Livestock: as an atheist it is difficult to find good tables
Moof: yes
Moof: it is

Lunar Truth Revealed with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom no man who has ever gone to the moon has died
Moof: except those that died on the moon...
Livestock: also james irwin, alan shepard, and pete conrad
Livestock: which means they never actually walked on the moon...
Moof: no one did josh
Moof: www.911truth.com
Moof: read up

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff