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Today featured the latest in my series of various genres and their respective clichés translated into newspaper classifieds for some strange reason. What can I say, I enjoy faking newspaper clippings. The previous four can be found via these remote control links!!

Thus Spake Adventure

Ride, Adventure, Ride!

Journey Into Mystery

Wastelandic Adventure

Talking Shop with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: moof i think we should talk shop
Moof: ok
Moof: lets talk shop
Moof: or shoppe
Livestock: okay let's start
Moof: let us go
Livestock: you start
Moof: i am thinking you go ahead and start
Livestock: well i am eating a hot dog and don't want to delay you, so please start
Moof: okay i will start
Moof: what did you want to address first
Livestock: whatever you want
Moof: okay lets discuss the obvious topic first
Moof: rather than dancing around it
Livestock: yes i agree
Moof: maybe we should collect our thoughts separately and then come together later
Livestock: well i mean why don't you start with the obvious topic first
Moof: i don't even know if it is worth discussing
Moof: we both know what must be done
Livestock: what is that
Moof: it seems silly to even waste time on it
Moof: hmm you don't agree?
Moof: please tell me why
Livestock: no not really
Livestock: it just seems there is some ambiguity, you know
Moof: i don't see any ambiguity
Moof: it seems completely clear to me especially after the event
Livestock: well moof maybe you are afraid to address the issue
Moof: no i am not afraid at all that is why i believe it is not even worth discussing
Moof: if you want to discuss it then that is fine
Livestock: well lets discuss it
Moof: go ahead
Livestock: argh!!!

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff