Daily Fur Trapping Dirt
OH GOD MORE FUR UPDATES
I promise this will be my last for awhile, as I do not want to get fired by Lowtax for turning his site into a clearinghouse for fur trapper fan fiction. At most I think I've only got one or two left in me before I've used up all my ideas, so no rush anyway. For those keeping score, here's the list of updates in this series, starting from first to last:
- Here Lies the Promise of P. B. Fouke
- Herein Lies the Promise of J. F. Swanton
- The Promise of P. B. Fouke is Indefatigable
- The Message of P. B. Fouke is Heard!
- Writ Large is the Declaration of J. F. Swanton
- Live as Lightning is the Motto of P. B. Fouke
- Gaily Furnished is the Preamble of A. P. Brown
- P. B. Fouke Conducts Business for a Higher Purpose
- A.P. Brown is the Guarantor of Absolute Satisfaction
For those of you expecting an update from David Thorpe today, he will be updating tomorrow. We had to switch days as it would have been difficult for him to reschedule the abortion.
I Went Back to Las Vegas
Unfortunately I found out about the Ultimate Lobster Experience far too late.

All my life I have been searching for the ultimate lobster experience... and then I missed it.
Also here is Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen in outer space (photo courtesy of Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz):

On Raindrops with Tom "Moof" Davies
Moof: raindrops spend years in lakes
Moof: streams
Moof: oceans
Moof: as groundwater
Moof: in glaciers
Moof: for years and years
Moof: but they live for those few seconds
Moof: those few seconds where they are free
Moof: they are alone with nothing but the wind and the birds as they fall
Moof: for just a few seconds
Moof: but that is what they live for
Moof: that is what they die for
Moof: that is why you should not be sad
Moof: because humans are 85% raindrops
Livestock: what is the other 15% tom
Moof: meat
Moof: raindrops and meat
Livestock: your words haunt me
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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