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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

I did another old timey catalog today, partly because I've been really bored with the present lately. That's probably pretty obvious with all the updates about fur trapping and what not. I suppose I should get back into the present and write about whatever the hell is going on these days. Anyway, I think I'll probably retire this update series since I doubt there is much more to milk from it.

For those interested, here are the 3 previous ones:

• Part 3
• Part 2
• Part 1

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Deadwood, SD, Circa 1876, 2006
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On the Lawn with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: i want a little house with a lawn
Moof: on the weekends I can BBQ and drink beer on the lawn
Moof: at night i will go inside and just look at my lawn through the window
Livestock: also what would happen if a child's ball was blown asunder and landed in the confines of your yard
Moof: my bee-loud yard??
Livestock: it is not bee-loud you idiot
Moof: it is
Livestock: oh sure, like you're going to be able to afford property on the lake isle of innisfree
Moof: i imported my bees but they are genuine innisfree bees
Livestock: moof you are like a firework that does not go off
Livestock: you are a dud
Moof: what would happen if dow jones fought nas daq
Livestock: moof what would happen if davy jones fought jack frost
Moof: davy jones would win no contest

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff