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Today's update was a weird idea I had to get out of my head. It originated after conversing with former Art of Warcraft writer Abraham and then later with some guy named Moof. I do not think I will do any more installments of this but at least I can finally bury the phrase "IRC YEARBOOK" from my brain.

Props to the following people for hooking me up with images for people: Sensurround, Marxux, segnomin, Kid Knee Bean, Tahrajj, Rewind, and Abraham.

Custard is the way to go with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: I am working on a new emoticon
Livestock: do you want a preview
Moof: yes please
Livestock: 8-[]
Livestock: what do you think
Moof: :O
Moof: do you think it can be pulled off?
Moof: ???
Livestock: i think so
Moof: if you can pull it off you know it will change everything
Moof: if you fail
Moof: well
Moof: i dont even want to go there
Livestock: i got a donut
Livestock: and inside the donut
Livestock: was not the custard i was counting on
Livestock: but some kind of jam?
Moof: it was a surprise
Livestock: moof i don't need to tell you how horrified i was
Moof: jam donuts are the best kind
Livestock: no custard donuts
Moof: no actually
Livestock: custard
Moof: HBO shows include
Moof: the best dogs in the world
Moof: the best beards in the world
Moof: the biggest apples in the country
Moof: that is all
Livestock: that is not true at all
Moof: maybe we get different programming
Livestock: no bones about it!! custard is the way to go!

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff