That Insidious Beast Back April 3rd!

This Week on Something Awful...

• Dark Starlings and Incest Board
  The Weekend Web
  

  Hey turkeys! Click on me and all of your wildest incest and vampire fantasies will come true!

• Kehtahnuh, ey?
  Webcam Ward
  

  Canadian samurai with a "kehtahnah," oh my!

• The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
  Garbage Day
  

  ...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.

• Improper Ganda!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.

• LEVI SAYS RELAX
  Johnston Checks In
  

  Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.

• Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
  AwfulVision
  

  This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.