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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 Update by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

This update is basically me making the most of going to a cat show, which wasn't very exciting but pretty amusing. I have to say it was rather scary and a little depressing. Also the Cornish Rex is the most hideous beast ever conceived.

As an addendum to this update, I asked Moof how he would improve cat shows, and this is what he said:

Livestock: moof can i ask you a serious question
Moof: yes
Livestock: what would you do to improve cat shows
Moof: well obviously that is not a question that can be answered appropriately other than in the form of a twenty thousand word dissertation
Moof: however
Moof: please allow me to outline my core beliefs
Moof: FIRSTLY the cats SHOULD NOT and i repeat SHOULD NOT be allowed within twenty feet of a lady
Moof: SECONDLY i believe the cats should all wear little coats and hats
Moof: and my THIRD and FINAL belief is that i believe the cats must always be purring all the time
Livestock: this is fascinating
Livestock: thank you for your time
Moof: no problem

Moof: i have dual monitors
Livestock: me too
Livestock: which monitor am i on
Moof: left
Livestock: you are on left as well
Moof: you are with excel
Moof: i am tempted to move you to the right
Moof: but that is where my browser and CRM reside
Livestock: i'll take right
Moof: no you are staying on left
Livestock: give me some better company plz
Moof: excel is good company
Livestock: the hell it is
Moof: the paper clip is on the right screen so you dont have to worry about him
Moof: what do you prefer to be with internet explorer and clarify
Livestock: yes i would
Moof: FINE
Moof: okay you are moved
Livestock: thanks
Moof: you are welcome
Moof: i seriously did move you
Moof: i hope you are happy now
Livestock: moof i don't like this monitor
Livestock: please move me back
Moof: ARE YOU SURE
Moof: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO CHOOSE
Moof: LEFT OR RIGHT
Livestock: I don't know can you put me in the middle
Moof: okay
Livestock: thanks
Moof: now you are half and half
Livestock: This way I can have the best of both worlds
Moof: it makes it kind of difficult to read but i dont mind if you are happy
Livestock: I am happy, thank you
Moof: you are welcome
Moof: okay you are on the right
Moof: that was too difficult with you over both
Livestock: goddamnit moof
Livestock: give me back my space
Moof: no

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff