This update is a horrible monster of an update. A sequel of sorts, that dragged on far too long. But at the very least I finally managed to get rid of an idea that's been plaguing me for months: Count Dracula in a safari outfit hunting human beings. Now that that's out of the way I can rest easy. I don't know how well this update will go over, since I didn't get a lot of feedback from the first one. But if this is liked I will do more in the future. If not, this isn't too shabby a way to bury a horrible franchise.

Nobody updates this bastard feature anymore. NOBODY BUT ME.

A couple weeks ago I went hiking in the mountains and not only did I see some buttes, but also I encountered a mountain man. I stopped to let him pass, taking the time to pick some blueberries. He stopped and asked me "what's interesting the boy?" I said "these berries." Then he asked "have you putten them to the munch yet?" I said "nope." Then he continued on his journey. THE END.

I'm afraid this week's Moof conversation is a little shocking. Our faithful friend reached a critical breaking point, and lost his temper. :(

Livestock: moof, I have a business idea
Moof: ok
Livestock: we get a bunch of alligators
Livestock: and we tie ribbons around them
Livestock: and get them little t-shirts that say "Rescue Gators"
Livestock: and we tie a little barrel full of juice around their necks
Livestock: and we release them in New Orleans
Livestock: to help people
Moof: oh my god
Livestock: yes what is it
Moof: rescue gators
Moof: livestock you have presented to me many ideas in the past
Moof: most of them i have to say were retarded
Moof: but this one
Moof: this is it
Livestock: what do you mean retarded??
Moof: well honestly livestock the thing with the saint bernards was ridiculous to the point of being retarded
Moof: listen i mean that in a good way
Livestock: moof!!
Moof: brb i have to let the geese out
Livestock: WHAT

Tom "Moof" Davies is currently planning a trip back to England to visit his family and mentor an otter, which he plans to take to see Big Ben.

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff