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I'm getting a little bored just posting chatlogs here once a week, even though I know chatting with Moof is easily the greatest decision I've ever made in my career, if not my life. The point is, if there's anything more you'd like to see in my weekly Daily Dirts, I am open to considering it. I suppose I could always respond to reader mail like some of those other jerks here do, but let's face it: I care as much about your stupid questions as you care about my stupid answers. Anyway, feel free to send your Daily Dirt suggestions to me!

If all you want is more Moof, you are out of luck. If he had more time I'm sure he would be writing whole updates and probably taking showers.

Amazing Things with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: livestock on my way to work i could not help but notice a hundred amazing things
Moof: like the patterns and lines and swoops birds make when they fly
Moof: and the texture of my steering wheel
Livestock: those are 2 you have 98 to go
Moof: there are so many
Moof: livestock did you know that before man hunted them there were over 40 million elevators in north america alone
Moof: going up and down tree trunks all day
Moof: up and down up and down
Moof: but then man came
Moof: and enslaved them
Moof: and put them in buildings
Moof: and now there are very few left
Moof: in the wild
Livestock: i did not know that at all
Moof: not many people do
Livestock: i feel so... so foolish now
Moof: you should

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff