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Today's update was a daunting task as I honest to god watched over 50 of Steve Sutton's video blogs. I plan to watch them all for the sake of masochistic thoroughness. I don't know why but I find them strangely entertaining and hypnotic. I hope he continues to do them and I would not be surprised if Steve goes on to be a big Internet fad of some sort. For a guy with absolutely nothing going on, he sure has a lot to say (mostly about the weather).

I forgot to mention that in Blog 46 Steve mentions his favorite food is potato and onions and that he does not like foreign food. JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU GUYS KNOW.

Moof and the Development of his Mooflight Game with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: i should have made my game in space
Moof: physics is easier in space livestock
Livestock: maybe you can make it in space??
Moof: NO
Moof: IT IS GOING TO BE ON EARTH
Livestock: well earth is in space
Moof: IT IS GOING TO BE WITHIN EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE
Moof: do you want to fight about this
Moof: because i am ready
Moof: i am ready to fight
Livestock: i am ready to fight back
Livestock: i have with me a collection of fighting words
Livestock: for example
Livestock: YOU WILL LOSE
Livestock: those are fighting words
Moof: oh man
Moof: i feel like i have lost already :(
Livestock: in outer space your flight model is easier
Moof: any flight model is easier SIMPLY because you do not have to worry about gravity nor drag
Moof: in space
Moof: there is no limit to speed
Moof: you can constantly accelerate
Moof: FOREVER
Livestock: faster than light even??
Moof: no :(
Moof: that is impossible okay
Livestock: but you just said
Moof: I LIED
Moof: okay livestock
Livestock: why would you do that
Moof: sometimes i have to tell little untruths
Moof: to protect you
Livestock: i can handle the truth, no matter how terrible it is
Moof: i do not know if that is true
Livestock: i know everything
Livestock: for example
Livestock: the temperature of milk
Moof: what is the temperature of milk
Livestock: it is a state secret
Livestock: but here is a little clue
Livestock: COLD
Moof: hmm
Moof: one hundred degrees
Livestock: okay the temperature of milk is -47 degrees
Moof: hmmm
Moof: fifty degrees
Moof: ????
Livestock: you have enough info to figure it out
Moof: hmmm
Moof: is the clue between the lines so to speak
Livestock: it is on the lines
Livestock: in them
Livestock: or over them depending on which line you are referring to
Moof: hmmm
Moof: i think i got it
Livestock: if you used the lines to form a box it would between them
Moof: is it one hundred degrees
Livestock: how did you know???
Moof: the timestamps
Moof: are all prime numbers
Livestock: oh goodness
Moof: you know what i always say livestock
Moof: horses for courses
Moof: that is the way it goes

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff