For the last month or two I've been in a dry spell as far as ideas go. I frankly have no idea how I've written anything. This week I actually had an idea and while it wasn't highly original or genius, I thought it would be fun for maybe an ongoing series of updates written every so often when I have no other ideas. Sort of like how I sometimes write about emoticons, which I am horribly sick of doing. I never want to see another emoticon again.

Anyway, I look forward to getting some mean e-mails calling me an asshole and an arrogant American pig, which usually happens at least once when I pretend badmouth the rest of the world. On the plus side if I pretend badmouth America I usually get a few telling me to get my socialist ass out of here. From now on I'm going to direct all my pretend hate at Sealand.

Moof: imagine if dogs were units of time
Moof: i just woke up a dog ago
Moof: in a few dogs we will go to the movies :)
Moof: listen be patient give me some dogs!!
Livestock: the bomb will go off in just three dogs unless you can deactivate it!!
Moof: dogs is money
Moof: dogs flies
Moof: dogs keeps flowing like a riiiiver
Moof: to the seaaaa
Moof: to the seaaaaaaaaaaa
Livestock: doggone it moof

Bonus discussion:

Livestock: do you have anything special you want to say to people today, moof?
Moof: i want to say to the people
Moof: watch the skies
Livestock: why
Moof: because tommorow they may come falling on you
Moof: the clouds are growing ever lower
Moof: and the stars are falling
Livestock: yeah well i already have our conversation for today and this one seems forced! forget it! you're a hack!
Moof: hold close to your loved ones
Moof: what are you using
Livestock: this one
Moof: dont leave me here
Moof: wait
Livestock: if you had a puppy what would you name it
Moof: i would name it my chief financial officer (CFO)

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff