Seatbelt Tanlines
Clownportal.com is an idea that has been in the back of my head for about a month now and I simply had to get it out, no matter how unfunny people would find it to be. Better to exercise your demons then let them control you, I always say. Truth be told I've never said that, but I'm saying it now. Next week I'll write about cats or something exciting!!
Also, potentially not bright persons, the red x was intentional. This was meant to be a mockery of the old cam portal pages of yesteryear, which were ripe with red x's and completely dark cam images.
That's it. God bless America.
Moof: earlier today i invented the best name ever for a horse
Livestock: what is it
Moof: it is Bayonet
Moof: fyi
Livestock: no it is Pago
Moof: nope
Moof: what is a better name for a horse houseplant or trapdoor
Livestock: trapdoor
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