This week was another one of those bulleted list updates I assume people hate but are actually fun to write. Sometimes it's a lot more pleasant to just toss out as many silly ideas as possible than it is to try to focus on one silly idea.

I've never done anything for National Novel Writing Month but two years ago I attempted to write a novel (in the summer no less) that was really my best work even though most of the middle was incomplete. Unfortunately I kept stealing all the jokes from it to use in updates and a few chapters to use as updates as well. I thusly failed at writing a novel. One day I might do a bulleted list update documenting all the things I've failed at.

1. Panzer
2. Danger
3. Steve
4. Honest Herbert
5. Sweepstakes

1. Cornflake
2. Lancelot
3. Movie
4. Firebreather
5. The Director

Livestock: i would like to see a law & order show with deion sanders
gucci helicopter: he could play for the prosecution AND the defense
Livestock: HELL YEAH

Livestock: moof what if we lived in a world where dogs were used as fuel
Moof: people would be like
Moof: "dog prices are unbelievable today i payed $6.70/dog at the dogstation!"
Livestock: we would go to war with iraq because of dogs
Livestock: and people would say no blood for dogs
Moof: hehe
Livestock: and sometimes you would see cars stuck on the side of the road
Livestock: and people walking towards them with dogs in their hands
Livestock: because they ran out of dogs
Moof: jumbo jets would have huge dogs
Moof: because they need a lot of dog
Moof: sitting on their wings
Livestock: and the captain would say "we don't have enough dogs to land, did anyone bring a dog with them?"
Moof: and it would be heart wrenching
Moof: as a child is forced to sacrifice his puppy
Moof: to save the passengers
Livestock: well when you think about it
Livestock: kids don't have pet gasoline
Livestock: so why would they have pet dogs
Livestock: i guess the jumbo jet would crash and the child would die, so that horrible sacrifice would never be made :)
Moof: :)
Moof: when i was a child livestock
Moof: i had pet gasoline
Livestock: what did you name your pet gasoline
Moof: frogbert

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff