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Dr. David Thorpe gave me his blessing to rip him off, which I did so with gusto today. As David mentioned in a past Daily Dirt update, him, Zack, Frolixo, and myself (as well as some others) used to routinely abuse an oft-ignored subforum of the SA Forums dedicated to discussing online commerce or some such. We'd try to sell horrible imaginary things and harass those trying to sell legitimate things, basically making the useless subforum unusable. That's where this update comes from pretty much.

Thar She Purrs with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: okay get this okay i went swimming today
Moof: and while i was swimming
Moof: i came up with the idea of somehow creating a cat
Moof: with a blowhole like a whale
Moof: and marketing it and selling it at petsmart and stuff
Moof: imagine it the cat is running around all happy and furry
Moof: and he goes aaammmaaUUUR and spurts water out of his blowhole :)
Livestock: moof that is disgusting!!
Moof: no it is cute
Livestock: where does the water come from moof
Livestock: where
Moof: i dont know maybe he creates it like a dragon creates fire :)
Livestock: you'll believe anything!!
Moof: maybe the ocean livestock seriously

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff