Why can't I be underwater too
Every other word in today's terrible update is an exclamation mark. I apologize for this update more than I apologize for all my other updates because this one is just a bad idea and I don't know what I was thinking and I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry for the damage.
Last week I made fun of a website that tried to legitimize pedophilia basically claiming that pedophiles just loved children more than regular people, making it a good thing! Well, turns out I was wrong!
From: LovingPaedo
I don't like it, therefore it's wrong...Nice one! One day, I only hope I can be as smart and open minded as you.
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A child's love is the purest there is.
Livestock: have you ever been to Europe?
Moof: yes once
Moof: briefly
Livestock: yes
Moof: for 18 years
Livestock: did you get to see Big Ben?
Moof: yes I did
Moof: well not technically
Moof: because Big Ben is actually the name of the bell not the clock tower
Moof: and I have never seen the bell
Moof: but I saw the clock tower
Livestock: well here's a question
Livestock: how do you know Big Ben was inside the tower?
Moof: I heard it
Moof: coming from the tower
Moof: like this "dong, dong, dong, dong"
Moof: for example that would have been 4 pm
Livestock: how do you know it wasn't a tape recorder?
Moof: no way jose
Livestock: the reason I ask you that
Livestock: is because if Big Ben is indeed inside the tower
Livestock: THEN WHAT IS THIS GIANT BELL NAMED BIG BEN DOING IN MY ROOM?
Moof: OH GOD
Moof: DOES THE QUEEN KNOW
Livestock: I don't know but I have to feed it again
Livestock: oh god it won't let me be
Livestock: curse this bell, curse the demon that forged it in the fires of hell
Moof: what are you trying to feed it
Moof: hay?
Moof: it eats hay
Moof: like a horse
Moof: sometimes oats
Moof: but not in the morning!!!!!
Livestock: I am feeding it apples
Livestock: and a leg of lamb
Livestock: is that okay
Livestock: to feed it that?
Moof: yes I suppose
Moof: if it will eat it
Livestock: I'm gonna mate it with the Liberty Bell and have baby bells. :)
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