1. A dinner plate
2. A very wobbly hat
3. A wheel on a very small and dainty car, approximately ½ the size of a normal vehicle
4. A floatation device for a family of mice
5. A platform on which to build a miniature replica of 1888 London, wherein Jack the Ripper stalks his prey
6. Punch tiny holes in it and use it to prospect for gold
7. Use the same punctured Frisbee as a shallow colander in cooking

1. you can use it to hold trail mix if your trail mix bag breaks while on a hike through historic Gettysburg (Laser Soup)
2. contraceptive (Ozma)
3. you can use it as a toy turntable for preschoolers (Matt Wilson)
4. a cheap euthanasia device for dogs when thrown off a cliff (Sensurround)
5. reenact california games in a real world setting (Matt Wilson)
6. the sun for a tiny solar system (Rex Meteorite)
7. you can gauge wind speed with a Frisbee (Allahs Jet)

Really, though, the possibilities are as endless as human ingenuity!

Moof: i want a job where i can pet kittens all day :)
Moof: and make them purr and when they are purring i move on to the next kitten until i have a whole box of purring kittens and then i can go home
Livestock: what if the kittens hiss and snarl
Moof: then i pet them more aggressively
Livestock: moof that is a classic case of nature vs nurture
Moof: no you are
Moof: this keyboard has keys on it to change the volume
Moof: it is insane
Moof: i am like hmm a little louder and i press the keys and it gets louder
Livestock: moof that is also a classic case of nature vs nurture

- Josh "Livestock" Boruff