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The 0Cool Saga, Part II

Tuesday, February 15, 2000 by Hellchick (@lowtax)

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Here's a nice little conversation Hellchick (from Planetquake) sent me, between herself and 0Cool, the "director" who bought Planetquake3.net and Fileplanet.net. This wonderful transcript details his attempt to squat on those domains and (unsuccessfully) sell them to Gamespy. When then doesn't work, he asks for a job. When that fails, he expresses how much he hates Gamespy and asks if they will host his site. After that point, it just gets plain stupid (and that's saying a lot). This has to be one of the most baffling conversations I've ever read.

[DnD]0 - HEY

[DnD]0 - hello

Hellchick - hello...

[DnD]0 - are you a man or women?

Hellchick - Woman. Why?

[DnD]0 - always wanted to know.... is gamespy gonna do anything with planetquake3.com ?

Hellchick - Yes, GSI is always interested in protecting its intellectual property.

[DnD]0 - oh... well, do they need planetquake3.net ?

Hellchick - Why?

[DnD]0 - well, if ya open a big ass site like that ya need both..

Hellchick - PlanetQuake has been around for 3 years, we didn't just open.

[DnD]0 - i know... i mean if ya open planetquake3.com you will need planetquake3.net ?

Hellchick - Why are you asking? Is there a reason?

[DnD]0 - ya i own planetquake3.net

Hellchick - Yes, but you're not getting it: what's your point?

[DnD]0 - would gamespy be interested in buying it?

Hellchick - How much are you offering it for?

[DnD]0 - well, about 3,000

Hellchick - 3,000 ... dollars? Deutchmarks? Yen? :)

[DnD]0 - dollars

Hellchick - Okay. I'm not the right person to talk to, but I can direct you to the right person. You'll want to contact Andrea "China" Burns at andrea@gamespy.com.

[DnD]0 - ok..

[DnD]0 - hi

[DnD]0 - hey

Hellchick - hey

[DnD]0 - hi... does planetquake host domains?

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