Though I did my best not to talk to anyone who takes this game seriously, the community made my job easy this time by providing pictures of themselves. So to the potentially hideous player-base: thank you for allowing me to slack off even more!
Luckily, that super massive black hole will RIP THIS WITCH TO SHREDS.
I think he's pissed off at someone making fun of his dress.
MY GOD SHE IS COVERED IN TUMORS. SOMEONE SAVE HER.