News You Needn't Know provides coverage and commentary on some of the strangest stories the Internet has to offer. After the advent of cable news, it might appear as if everything that occurs is awarded an audience with Larry King and a book deal to boot. There are, however, stories which still slip into--or fail to arise from--obscurity. So, like a chimp combing crumbs from his mate's hirsute backside, in this feature we scrabble through the dregs of the Internet news machine to find the silliest, strangest, or hairiest articles out there and dissemble them to their comedic core.

• Share your best/most favorite thing you did today
• Law & Order: Heightened Crimes Unit
• External harddrive photo permissions
• Teen expelled, charged with felony for lesbian relationship
• Save Bloodline Chamions today! #SaveBLC
• Laptop refuses to boot for the first 15 minutes
• What happens when heavy metal goes acoustic? It can sound pretty good.
• The Swapper | Claymation Puzzle Sci-fi Platformer