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Sunday, March 4, 2007 Update by Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

Search results can tell a story. Sometimes, search results can tell stories we would never otherwise hear about. This is one such story. It is a tale of love, passion, murder, and fat people. It is...The Google Diaries.

Jesus Christ wants you to stop being fat
He don't care whether you man or woman, he loves everybody less you fat. Jesus hate the fat. Learn more about Christian Liposuc...
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Jesus was a fat man
Let me show you this quote that Jesus said: "Never stop eating, for then you will be as fat as I am and looking fine". Why do you not see this quote in the regular bible? Perhaps it was "lipo-ed" out? - Sloan Sanders, Fat Christian
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HowDoI.com: Your source for how-to guides
Most popular guides: 1. Change oil in your car 2. Be a movie star. 3. Stop looking at fatties. 4. Give a public speech ...
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Raise your revenue with Google Ad-sense.
Are your readers interested in wallets just like Jules had in Pulp Fiction, or pictures of single white Scientologist fatties in their area? Because we'll sell them pretty much anything, we don't care.
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The Zionist Conspiracy to Make you look At fatties
It seems the Jews have finally caught up to me. I'm in the basement now and I've boarded the door, but I know it's only a matter of time before I too look at a fatty.
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Biggest Titties on the web
These titties crushed my house.
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Porn, porn videos porno, titties, dirty, filthy
Hardcore, anal, sucking, ball crushing, cum swapping, fucking at a swap meet, woman with mouse head, bjs, orgies, moose fucking raggedy ann dolls, sluts with only one ass-cheek, carb-free scat, genitalia throbbing to techno, blacks.
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Calls for cease fire in gang war over weight of Christ
Famous Christian personality and renowned fatty Sloan Sanders met with top members of a Christian diet organization today to clear up any blood shed over insinuations that Jesus...
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I think this rapper is really phat
What do you guys think of this rapper?
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Big Benny's House of Nuts
Try our mixed bag of nuts! Slow roasted! These nuts will make you say, "I married a fatty but I don't love her none as much as these nuts!" Slow roasted and salted!
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This page has nothing to do with your search
Wonder what it's doing here.
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"Fatty Angel" lyrics at SongLyrics.com
Dank Hank lyrics, "Fatty Angel" I caught a man looking at my sweeet fatty angel I said feller I don't mind if you just looking But you have to understand that's she's down here with me Cuz heaven just couldn't support her weight ...
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Even better "Fatty Angel" lyrics at BetterSongLyrics.com
The best Dank Hank lyrics on the web, for "Fatty Angel". Don't trust other sites, they don't understand Dank Hank like we do. Dank Hank means something to us, it's not just a fad. Dank Hank loves us.
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Horrible "Fatty Angel" lyrics at WorstSongLyrics.com
Dank Hank, "Fatty Angle" I caught a man checkng out my sweet fattya ngel/ I, Sid Feller, I don't mine if you just...
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Fat Christians declare separate state, thin Christians declare war on it
Head of state and fat man Sloan Sanders said he was ready and willing to fight just like Jesus did before he was killed. "Wake up people," said Sanders, "Jesus didn't die on the cross. He was way too fat and fell right off. Uncover the truth my fat people! Uncover the truth!"
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I'm looking for pictures of Sonic after he just killed a man and he's naked and covered in blood
And Tails is in the background like maybe they were just having sex and then the man cam in and Sonic had to kill him even though he didn't want to and now his nude body is covered in blodo and Tails isn't sure if he can ever look at him the same way again, also please put them in .png format see my image format guide at...
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Fatties in prison - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Fatties in prison in Popular Culture: *In the television show Family Guy, Peter Griffin has to been to prison multiple times, and he is fat. *There are fat characters in the television show "Prison Break" *My uncle worked at a prison for awhile I think and he is kinda chubby if not exactly fa...
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Fatties in prison: Information from Answers.com
Fatties in prison in Popular Culture: *In the television show Family Guy...
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Los Angeles man sentenced to death in bizarre "Fatty" case
The condemned, Carl Trixmeyer, was convicted of killing his fat wife's massage therapist under the misapprehension that most men are desperately attracted to fat chicks. In a statement to the press yesterday, Carl explained: "Fatties in prison???? A possibility????" before his attorney could attach the restrain...
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- Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink