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| 12/31/2004 | What Would I Do for a Klondike Bar? | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/30/2004 | The Chronicles of Jasper (ACT II) | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 12/29/2004 | 2004 is Practically Dead Now | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 12/28/2004 | Fake SA | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/27/2004 | Rate My Alien Invasion | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/26/2004 | The Children Need Whores | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 12/25/2004 | Merry Fucking Christmas | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 12/24/2004 | Christmas Pole to Pole | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/23/2004 | Dear God, Is It Christmas Already? | Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"... |
| 12/22/2004 | Scott Peterson Versus the Space Venusians | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 12/21/2004 | Monster Monsters | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/20/2004 | 2004: A Look Back on Another Shitty Year in Gaming | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/19/2004 | An Awful Christmas | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 12/18/2004 | Crouching Nerd, Fallen Glasses | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 12/17/2004 | Poorly Armed Robbery | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/16/2004 | Steve Perry vs. The Volcano People | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 12/15/2004 | You're Doomed, Doom Movie! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 12/14/2004 | Adventures with Lauren and J$ | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 12/13/2004 | Astronaut's Report #002 From the Baikonur Cosmodrome | Astronaut C. Michael Foale |
| 12/12/2004 | Sunday Sunday Sunday! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/11/2004 | The Chronicles of Jasper, Act I | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 12/10/2004 | We're All Gonna Be Dirt in the Ground | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/09/2004 | The Big Hollywood Meltdown | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/08/2004 | Stem Cells Are More Sacred Than Life Itself | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 12/07/2004 | I Know Everything About Pets | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/06/2004 | Sucks to Be You | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/05/2004 | Cowboy Spokker's Talk Radio Roundup | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 12/04/2004 | Travels With Doogie | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 12/03/2004 | Poker in the Rear, Fucker in the Dumpster | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 12/02/2004 | The Scientology Holiday Gift Guide! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 12/01/2004 | Bad Idea Clearing House 2004 | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 11/30/2004 | Breakup With Girlfriend | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 11/29/2004 | The Thirteen Worst Instances of Celebrity Excess | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/28/2004 | The Weekend Web | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 11/27/2004 | Give Me Your Money | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 11/26/2004 | Ask the Centipedes That Infest My Apartment | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/25/2004 | Thoughts of a Falling Hydrogen Bomb | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 11/24/2004 | Thanks, My Ass! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 11/23/2004 | Arcade Action: IN COLOR! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 11/22/2004 | Adult News You, as an Adult, Can Use | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/21/2004 | Asshole Physics Revisited | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 11/20/2004 | Mod Madness | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 11/19/2004 | Pre-Scripted, After All These Years | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/18/2004 | Dance Dance Social Uprising | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 11/17/2004 | God Put Me on this Earth Solely to Play Half-Life 2 and You Can't Possibly Understand the Weight That Puts on My Shoulders | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 11/16/2004 | My Trip to Concord | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 11/15/2004 | My Tank is Flight | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/14/2004 | SA Football Sunday | Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen |
| 11/13/2004 | Tuesdays with Cliffy | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 11/12/2004 | Visiting Hours | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/11/2004 | An Introduction to Moféism | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 11/10/2004 | That's Why You Never Hire a Skeleton | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 11/09/2004 | Chilling Adventures of Everquest 2 | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 11/08/2004 | National Internet University | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/07/2004 | Duck Fancy | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 11/06/2004 | James Carville: Evolution Of The Species | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 11/05/2004 | Do It Yourself Guide to Body Modification (Part One) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 11/04/2004 | Sammy the Safety Squirrel's Winter Safety Tips | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 11/03/2004 | America Excretes Democracy All Over the World | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 11/02/2004 | Point / Counterpoint: Election 2004, With Rich and Zack | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 11/01/2004 | The Joy of NARC | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/31/2004 | The Weekend Web! | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 10/30/2004 | E-Meat Is E-Murder | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 10/29/2004 | Welcome, Future Citizen | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/28/2004 | Out of Your Source! | Semiautomatic Turban |
| 10/27/2004 | A Journey to the Future | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 10/26/2004 | Yes I Have A Grudge | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 10/25/2004 | The Last Days | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/24/2004 | Something Awful World Exclusive First Review of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 10/23/2004 | Life After Games | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 10/22/2004 | Thank Jesus for Easy Politics | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/21/2004 | The Legend of Coco Crisp | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 10/20/2004 | Amazing World Exclusive: My Review of Half-Life 2 | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 10/19/2004 | My Quake 2 Level | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 10/18/2004 | Role Playing Corner: Celebrating Thirty Years of Forced Abstinence | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/17/2004 | The English Are Different From You and Me | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 10/16/2004 | This is Your Life | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 10/15/2004 | My Dinner With Andrea | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/14/2004 | ALOD Spotlight: DatingTips.ws | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 10/13/2004 | I'm Cuckoo for Coco-Puffs and Gay Marriage | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 10/12/2004 | Vote Carnosaur in 2004! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 10/11/2004 | (Series Part 9): Cobra After-Action Report: Cobra's Candidate | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/10/2004 | A Pointless Guide To Dating, Relationships, and Sex | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 10/09/2004 | Gaming Report: Nintendo DS | State Og Representative |
| 10/08/2004 | Behind the Scenes at the Dune Motion Picture Pitch Session | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/07/2004 | Welcome to Venezuela | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 10/06/2004 | The Debate Debate (Debate!) | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 10/05/2004 | Who's Gonna Protect My Internet Now? | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 10/04/2004 | Name Dropping Featuring Dave Barry | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 10/03/2004 | Huzzah, Part 2! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 10/02/2004 | Huzzah! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 10/01/2004 | The Return of Kids Say the Darnedest Shit | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/30/2004 | My Plants Died But it is Okay Because I Hated Them | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 09/29/2004 | Not Without My Emoticons: The Dumb Internet User Story | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 09/28/2004 | NFL Experts Aren't Really Experts | Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen |
| 09/27/2004 | Kids Say the Darnedest Shit | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/26/2004 | You're Full of Spokker Jones | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 09/25/2004 | The Antichrist Is A Jerk | State Og Representative |
| 09/24/2004 | I’m Coming Unwrapped Here People! | Marc "Double Dare" Summers |
| 09/23/2004 | Life Lessons: Genocide Just Ain’t Cool | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 09/22/2004 | Ralph Nader, Candidate of Mystery | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 09/21/2004 | Heroes of Failed Relationship Prison Rodeo | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 09/20/2004 | The Only Good Web Comic | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/20/2004 | I jsut wrote some news! | isnoop "isnoop" isnoop |
| 09/19/2004 | Forgive Me, You Bastards | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 09/18/2004 | Fantasy Football | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 09/17/2004 | IHateAlpacas.com | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/16/2004 | Pocket Ninjas: FIRST STRIKE! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 09/15/2004 | (Series Part 2): Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service | DynaMars Corporation... |
| 09/14/2004 | Fake SA! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 09/13/2004 | The Blackwater Lifts All Boats | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/12/2004 | Friendly Unicorns Roam the Streets of My Acid Dreams | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 09/11/2004 | I Did Not Enjoy Hurricane Frances | State Og Representative |
| 09/10/2004 | Completely Factual Primer on Modern Religion (Volume Two) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/09/2004 | Fear Is The Trendkiller, Part II | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 09/08/2004 | The Corn Memoirs | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 09/07/2004 | Fear Is The Trendkiller | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 09/06/2004 | Completely Factual Primer on Modern Religion (Volume One) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/05/2004 | Take a Whiff | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 09/04/2004 | Half-Life 2 Exclusive - Internal Memos Leaked! | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 09/03/2004 | (Series Part 8): Cobra After-Action Report: Cobra's Creatures | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 09/02/2004 | It's About Damn Time! | Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"... |
| 09/01/2004 | Election 2004: A Humble Monster's Perspective | A Humble Monster |
| 08/31/2004 | Meeting an Internet Friend in Real Life | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 08/30/2004 | One Last Question | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/28/2004 | Grizzly Adams: The New Batch | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 08/27/2004 | H.P. Lovecraft's A-Team (Part 2) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/26/2004 | Gotcha! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 08/25/2004 | The Space Invasion | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 08/24/2004 | People Hate Us | Rocco "Rocco" Botte |
| 08/23/2004 | H.P. Lovecraft's A-Team | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/22/2004 | Look Over There! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 08/21/2004 | I Can't Seem To Locate The Pornography | State Og Representative |
| 08/20/2004 | Role Playing Corner Review: The Book of Erotic Fantasy | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/19/2004 | Reeling in the Years | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 08/18/2004 | Revenge At All Costs | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 08/17/2004 | Memories of College | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 08/16/2004 | Fashion SWAT: Japanese Goths (Part 2) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/15/2004 | The Awful Forums | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 08/14/2004 | Something Awful Color a Tapir Internet Contest Results | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 08/14/2004 | TEMPORARY | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 08/13/2004 | Fashion SWAT: Japanese Goths (Part 1) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/12/2004 | Who Keeps Leaving This Shit All Over the Place? | Blue Guy #762,182 |
| 08/11/2004 | Mushroom Kingdom Fall Fashion Report | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 08/09/2004 | Live By the Xbox, Die By the Xbox | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/08/2004 | ELEAWTA Newsletter for August, 2004 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 08/07/2004 | Comic Relief | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 08/06/2004 | Cracking the Case! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/05/2004 | The Tapir: Nature’s Fantastic Blunder | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 08/04/2004 | (Series Part 1): Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service | DynaMars Corporation... |
| 08/03/2004 | Top Ten Ingredients for a Successful Comic Con Booth | Rocco "Rocco" Botte |
| 08/02/2004 | My Trip to the Flea Market | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 08/01/2004 | No, We Are Not Selling Doom 3 Today | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 07/31/2004 | Dragon Warrior Journals II: Citizens on Patrol | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/30/2004 | Roleplaying Corner Dungeon Master's Resource: Mystical Items of Magical Aracana | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/29/2004 | On Writer's Block and Gooncon | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 07/28/2004 | Wrestling With Stupidity | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 07/27/2004 | Timeline From THE FUTURE: the Internet | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 07/25/2004 | I Love Las Vegas, Part 1 of 1 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 07/24/2004 | P.C. Joe | State Og Representative |
| 07/23/2004 | The Gorgeous Ladies of Las Vegas (GLOLV) | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/22/2004 | Dragon Warrior Journals | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/20/2004 | Gooncon 2K4: Where Eagles Dare | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/20/2004 | Las Vegas Sucks Update #3 | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 07/19/2004 | Land of Enchantment: Las Vegas | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/18/2004 | You're Going to Die! | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 07/17/2004 | Weekend Sports Report: The Summer Slump | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/16/2004 | (Series Part 7): Cobra After-Action Report: Red Rocket's Glare | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/15/2004 | Top Tens | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 07/14/2004 | I'm a Humble Monster and I Have a Story | A Humble Monster |
| 07/13/2004 | Let's Get Romantic! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 07/12/2004 | My Conspiracy Theories | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/11/2004 | Ask Reverend Greasnin! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 07/10/2004 | The Case Of The Missing Case | State Og Representative |
| 07/09/2004 | Charlie Bucket and the Chocolate Factory | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/08/2004 | 10 Reasons to Visit Las Vegas | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/07/2004 | The Impending Emoticon Race War | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 07/06/2004 | Pretend There Is a Pun Using the Word Head Here | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 07/05/2004 | Update From the Frontlines | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/04/2004 | Sand: Nature's Miracle | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 07/03/2004 | Fuck You England! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 07/02/2004 | John Madden: Time Cop | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 07/01/2004 | Getting Awesome with My Dad | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 06/30/2004 | Investment Rodeo | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 06/29/2004 | World Worry III | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/27/2004 | Ask Someone Outside a Methadone Clinic | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/26/2004 | Breaking News | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 06/25/2004 | Tumors Are Hilarious | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 06/24/2004 | News Is Briefs | El Pinto Grande |
| 06/23/2004 | I Lost Another Loan to Ditech! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 06/22/2004 | You've Got the Touch! You Are an Asshole! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/21/2004 | This Update Is About Dogs and Cats | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/20/2004 | Hooray! You've Got Gmail! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 06/19/2004 | How To Break Into The Video Game Industry | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 06/18/2004 | Appease a Centipede | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/18/2004 | The Ingredients for a Downriver BBQ | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 06/16/2004 | Welcome to Mcdonalds. May I take your order? | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 06/15/2004 | Let's Annoy Harlan Ellison! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/15/2004 | Memories of Mummies: Mummories | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 06/13/2004 | Puppet Show & Tonya Harding | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/12/2004 | Twenty Five Penny Arcade | State Og Representative |
| 06/12/2004 | Now What? | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 06/10/2004 | Meet Your Internet Friends! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/09/2004 | That's My Baby! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 06/08/2004 | The Internet's Most Wanted List | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/08/2004 | NASA Got Me Working | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 06/06/2004 | This Update Is Illegal! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/06/2004 | Yet Another Ronald Reagan Retrospective | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/04/2004 | Curses! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 06/03/2004 | A Tribute to Master Cheung | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 06/03/2004 | Hey, Look, a Dungeons and Dragons Ride! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 06/01/2004 | The Second Coming of the Internet | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 05/31/2004 | Welcome to Fort Castle Inn Keep! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 05/30/2004 | The Memorial Day Blackout Celebration | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/29/2004 | I Just Can't Take It Anymore! | Zachary "Spokker Jones"... |
| 05/28/2004 | Wildlife FAQ: The Homeless | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/28/2004 | Bizarre Injuries In Sports | State Og Representative |
| 05/26/2004 | The Prettiest Princess | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 05/25/2004 | What a Terrible Summer! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 05/24/2004 | Roleplaying Corner Adventure Module: The Darkness of the Dark Queen of the Underdark | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/24/2004 | The NASCAR Russet Potato Challenge | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 05/22/2004 | Something Special | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 05/21/2004 | Saturday Night Head Cold | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 05/20/2004 | My Address to the 17th Annual Show Pig Roundup of Greely, Ohio | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/19/2004 | My Date with Anime Character, Cutey Honey | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 05/18/2004 | The Possible Extinction of the Entire Human Race? | Detective Stive Gonzales |
| 05/18/2004 | Savings Not Meant For Mere Mortals | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 05/16/2004 | A River of Bad Movies | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/15/2004 | Something Awful Summer 2004 Internship! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 05/14/2004 | Zombie Attack Survival Guide | State Og Representative |
| 05/13/2004 | A New and Brighter Day | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/12/2004 | The Grocery Gauntlet | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 05/11/2004 | Welcome to the Parade of Shame and Eternal Horror! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 05/09/2004 | My Life as a Four Foot Tall Super Powered Cowboy | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/08/2004 | Not Now, I'm Busy | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 05/07/2004 | 51 Things You Didn't Know About Steve Perry | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 05/06/2004 | Tough Answers: Volume Two | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/05/2004 | I'm a College Dropout and I Live With My Dad | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 05/04/2004 | Mega64: Version 1 Announced! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 05/04/2004 | The Greatest Precedent | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 05/03/2004 | Tough Answers: Volume One | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 05/01/2004 | Wow, We're Asking For It | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 04/30/2004 | The Experiment | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 04/29/2004 | The Top Ten Top Ten Lists | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/28/2004 | Welcome to the Machine | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 04/27/2004 | Film's Best Worst Movies | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 04/27/2004 | What in Batman's Belt?! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 04/25/2004 | Film's Crappiest Villains | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/24/2004 | The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for April, 2004 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 04/23/2004 | This Title Brought to you by Vagisil | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 04/22/2004 | In This Update I'm a Jehovah's Witness | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 04/22/2004 | Traitors in the Ghetto | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/20/2004 | RichDork Fake SA | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 04/20/2004 | Solitaire 2: Solitaire Harder | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 04/18/2004 | The Magical Face of Linus Torvalds | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/17/2004 | That Old Black Magic | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 04/16/2004 | Not Without My Pixels: The Skip Calhoun Story | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 04/15/2004 | Saparmurat Niyazov, You Are My Hero | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/14/2004 | The Idea Factory | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 04/13/2004 | I'm a Gigantic Ball of Twine | A Gigantic Ball of Twine |
| 04/13/2004 | Game Maker: Stopping the Evil at the Source | Taylor "Psychosis" Bell |
| 04/11/2004 | Rule By Comedy | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/10/2004 | Greasnin's Spring Festival Spectacular! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 04/09/2004 | Streets of Rage | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 04/08/2004 | Astronaut's Report #001 From the Orbiting ISS | Astronaut C. Michael Foale |
| 04/07/2004 | It's Time to be a Team Player! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 04/06/2004 | Everything I Know I Learned From Email | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 04/06/2004 | Vicious Wash Cycles | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 04/04/2004 | Oh, You Shouldn't Have! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 04/03/2004 | The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 04/02/2004 | M-More Pigs! | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 04/01/2004 | Rarefied Air | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/31/2004 | Love, American Style | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 03/30/2004 | Something Awful Sees Sydney Scientologists, Part I | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 03/30/2004 | Art Critiquing the Life Out of Your Kids III: Anatomy Lesson | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 03/28/2004 | So You've Got Mono... | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 03/28/2004 | Contest Winners Announced! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/25/2004 | Water, Water, Everywhere | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/25/2004 | Heart Smarts: Gambling is Naughty | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 03/24/2004 | Resident Evil Fan Fiction | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 03/23/2004 | The Modern Dilemma of the Hot Dog | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 03/22/2004 | The Lighter Side of Budget Gaming | Taylor "Psychosis" Bell |
| 03/21/2004 | Ah, Tonight...Atomic | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/20/2004 | This Generation Sucks | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 03/19/2004 | The Case of the Supermarket Strangler | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 03/18/2004 | Did Somebody Say Macho? | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/17/2004 | O, I die, Horatio! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 03/16/2004 | Your Robot Sucks | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 03/16/2004 | Get Your Summer On! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 03/14/2004 | My Tank is Awesome! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/13/2004 | Come On, America! | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 03/12/2004 | The Diet of the Future | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 03/11/2004 | The Mexican Candy Bandito Shooutout | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/10/2004 | Bees Do Not Need Money Because They Live in Hives | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 03/09/2004 | The Majestic Splendor and Glory of Hiking | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 03/08/2004 | LAN Party of the Damned | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 03/07/2004 | We'll Get Through This | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 03/06/2004 | I Am the Answer Man Again | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/05/2004 | Confessions of an Introvert | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 03/04/2004 | I Am the Answer Man | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 03/03/2004 | The Midwest Internet Ghost Hunters Club | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 03/02/2004 | The 20 Year Speedbump | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 03/02/2004 | The Passion of the Emoticon | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 02/29/2004 | The 2004 J-List and Something Awful Mega Kawaii Contest Prize Bucks Super-Saiyan Extravaganza! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/28/2004 | The Grouchies | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 02/27/2004 | 80's Big Hair Holocaust | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 02/26/2004 | A Brief History of Dinosaurs | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 02/26/2004 | India is Towards the Sourced Out Comedy | El Pinto Grande |
| 02/24/2004 | Adopt-A-Cube! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 02/24/2004 | The Perilous Perils of Climate Calamity | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 02/22/2004 | Sweet Twenty Sixteen | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/21/2004 | Your Prefrosh and You | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 02/20/2004 | A Very Special Star Wars Non-Christmas Special | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 02/19/2004 | You're Not the Boss of Me Again! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/18/2004 | Sammy the Safety Squirrel vs. The Kraken | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 02/17/2004 | Colored Ribbons: America's Angels | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 02/16/2004 | Love and Kidnapping | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 02/15/2004 | The Words Below This Are About Cowboys | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/14/2004 | Barbie and Ken: Plastic Love, Stone Cold Vengeance | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 02/13/2004 | Happy Valentine’s Day You Slobs! | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 02/12/2004 | Fundraiser Update and Packing is Fun! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/11/2004 | A Moofocracy for the People | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 02/10/2004 | I Now Pronounce You Husband and Husband! | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 02/10/2004 | Hello Kitty, It's Time to Die! | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 02/08/2004 | The Passion of L. Ron Hubbard | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/07/2004 | Fetishes of the Future | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 02/06/2004 | It's A Glock-Glock Life | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 02/05/2004 | Dogpile: The New Class | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 02/05/2004 | Third Annual Advanced Creation Sciences Seminar Newsletter | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 02/03/2004 | God Bless You John Romero; Internet Dreams Can Come True | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 02/03/2004 | The Scarred Faces of Mr. Potato Head | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 02/01/2004 | The V is O | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/31/2004 | Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 3 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 01/30/2004 | Space is a Waste | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 01/29/2004 | Criterion Collection: Our Time Continuum is Being Compromised! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/28/2004 | There are Robots on Mars | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 01/27/2004 | I Wanna Be an Internet Tough Guy | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 01/27/2004 | Spamming Is My Heritage 4 bsntrudntby | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 01/25/2004 | Field Study: Boohbah Physiology and Behavior | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/24/2004 | Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 2 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 01/23/2004 | I'm So Enlightened, I Just Can't Hide It | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 01/22/2004 | The Internet Claims Another Victim | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 01/22/2004 | Awful Link Spotlight Because Zack is a Drunkard | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 01/20/2004 | Cliff Yablonski Eats Out | Cliff "Cliff Yablonski"... |
| 01/20/2004 | Spastic Noir | Mr. President |
| 01/18/2004 | Chewbacca: A Living History | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/17/2004 | Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 1 | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 01/16/2004 | Gnome Season: The Wind of Change | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |
| 01/15/2004 | Cat People are Crazy and so are Cats and so are People | Tom "moof" Davies |
| 01/15/2004 | The Internet is a Sad Sexy Place | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/13/2004 | I'm Buggin' Out | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 01/13/2004 | Your Eyes are Like a Sideways Colon | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 01/11/2004 | You Might Be Enjoying a Horrible Joke Email Forward If... | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/10/2004 | Oh TV, What Have You Done? | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 01/10/2004 | The Dame Wore Red | Dennis "Corin Tucker's... |
| 01/08/2004 | Warped Tour Report (for the year of your choice) | Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner |
| 01/08/2004 | A Celebration of Wealth! | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/06/2004 | Las Vegas It Ain't, Part I | Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 01/06/2004 | The Untold News Stories of 2003 | Josh "Livestock" Boruff |
| 01/04/2004 | The World Hates Pizza | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/03/2004 | One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest | Ben "Greasnin" Platt |
| 01/02/2004 | A Look Back on Cinema 2003 | Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons |
| 01/02/2004 | Life Lessons: Protection against Molesting | Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz |