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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Tell me About River Tubing
• Advice about the chances of STI transmission.
• Michael Hastings, having survived Afghanistan and Iraq was killed by fucking LA traffic
• How to use concatenate with IF statements?
• So, you wanna be a pro wrestler? GOON1 Climax Wrestling League
• Let's rob our future boss and play Safecracker!
• Amateur Lemons Rally
• Mystery black screen