Create Your Own Adventure: Olympic Gold

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• The Last of Us SPOILERS thread. You ahve officially been warned, this is a no black box zone!
• So, you wanna be a pro wrestler? GOON1 Climax Wrestling League
• Boyfriend is a drunk, I'm an idiot
• US to hold peace talks with Taliban
• Eggs get your eggs here
• Texas Rep Opposes Abortion Because Fetus Masturbate
• The Finals: Game Six - JOEY CRAWFORD IS REFFING FUCK YES!
• Clue: Hernandez with Putin's ring in the rental car