Outdated Redesign Update
Okay, everything but the news archives appears to be recoded and moved over successfully. If anybody is still experiencing any dead links or problems with the site, technical or otherwise, be sure to email me.
Oh yes, note that the forums are working once again (post a ton of worthless messages here, we're trying to see if the forum will crash from a large strain on the CPU) and we've got a new web-based IRC chat client. Knock yourselves out.
I'm going to go sleep for a few hundred hours. This site move / redesign has sapped my will to live! Look for all the content to return tomorrow, I'm too drained to write at this point.
This Week on Something Awful...
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Love-Shy and My Tiny Dick
The Weekend Web
Hey! Take a break from watching basketball and read some of these posts about tiny dicks!
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Bad Luck In Bad Company 2
Video Game Article
Bad things will always happen to you, then things will get worse.
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The Newsom Nuisance
Garbage Day
Joanna Newsom bashers are more annoying than her crazy fans -- and her music itself.
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The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack enter the ghoulish art world of Vampire: The Masquerade from the early 1990s.

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