Hello internet friends, Zachary "Spooker Jones" Gutierrez here with another grab bag of internet horrors. This week we have teens who need help, a popular anarchist with a legion of dorks, the worst forum ever, and musical guest Hoobastank. More like HoobaSTUNK am I correct here guys?

My nose is bleeding so click here. Maybe I should just keep my finger out of there.

- Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez