Blazin' Squad, Duke Nukem Forever, and The Incest Board

Welcome to the Weekend Web! For those of you just joining us let me fill you in on all the details about what we do here. Every other week I post a thread on the Something Awful forums asking users to take screenshots of several forums of my choosing. I save them all and stick the lot into a centrifuge machine that separates the horrible posts that abuse the English language until it's a black and blue pulp from the ones that include erotic stories about mothers and sons fucking. After that I set the substance in neat little squares on a baking pan and bake at 350 degrees for two hours. Then I spread icing and horse shit on the top and serve it up hot and fresh to you good folks. The leftovers sit on the windowsill to rot away in the hot sun until the nieghbors finally get so sick of the smell that they call the city to have it hauled away to the dump.

And that is how you make a Weekend Web.