Damn You All

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

• Snacks Of Shame: What do you eat when you're alone?
• Star Trek: "Stop with the damn metaphors!" [NO SPOILER TAGS FOR MOVIE TALK]
• Is it time to "break up" with a friend?
• Raising Godly children
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?
• Listen up cartoon snobs! The Venture Brothers: Season V starts June 2nd!
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
• Chris Hedges: Rise Up or Die